(ink)Gnosis

• Me with romantic interest: Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :)
• Me with platonic friend: YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE LAST I SAW YOU? HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR LUCID DIAMOND EYES, UGH I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECTLY SCULPTED, ARE YOU AN ANGEL MADE OF MARBLE LET'S GET MARRIED.

thecakebar:

Nutella Pretzel Brownies

Nyanko; I see this in our future.

brklynbreed:

Winter time, let’s cuddle like body heat is necessary for survival. Summertime, you attempt to cuddle me and you’re dead.

Well this sounds familiar. Though it’s more like all year round.

Suzanne Westenhoefer - Gay Games Stand-Up

Well, well, well, Nyanko. Look who just so happened to come up on my dash. How appropriate.

laughingsquid:

An Excited Beagle Doing the Cha-Cha-Cha Dance

Hey Nyanko; how would you have felt about Darla if she could do this?

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indecis1ve:

1nnocent:

Omfg is your cat shaved everywhere besides his head?

THIS FUCKING CAT I CAN’T EVEN

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9gag:

My face was like this cat when I saw this Nutella Squeez 

heaven sent

OH MY GOODNESS. Is this for real? Must…acquire. Must acquire for ALL THE USES!

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Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Doesn’t THIS sound familiar!

justsocolorful:

bluedogeyes:

Don’t F*** with Charmander by nekoama

Artist deviantart / tumblr

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!
CAMILLE. THIS IS FOR CAMILLE. 

Aaaaaaaaaa; you posted this just for me?! b7ebik ^w^!!!!!!!!!!

This is fantastic, Nyanko. XD

Moving to Japan.

Not forever, but for long enough to miss a couple of people like crazy.